Oh When I woke up late this morning
I closed my eyes ‘cause the sun was so bright
And Through a pounding headache I tried
To remember what I did last night
But when I got up to take a piddle
Right smack dab in the middle
Of my bed, an unfamiliar head
Oh god, who did I do?
But then my heart subsides when I realize
I’m sleeping off my hangover with you

Oh As I staggered down the hallway
My memories start flooding in
Like talking to the toilet bowl
While relinquishing my scotch and gin
I can’t believe the things that I said
What the fuck was running through my head
I told your boss there was no Holocaust
Seems I forgot he’s a Jew
But when I make a mess you give me tenderness
And so I’m sleeping off my hangover with you

I’m sorry I came onto your sister
I’m sorry that I hit on your mother
I’m sorry I made out with your best friend
And I’m sorry that I slept with your brother

A guy bumped into me and spilled my drink
And so I punched him square in the face
He hit his head on the coffee table
Now he’s bleeding all over the place
And then I heard the sirens roar
Then came a pounding on my front door
The cops will take me away if I don’t go to AA
Maybe I should lay off the booze
But, Yeah right, I‘ll drink tomorrow night
And then I’m sleeping off my hangover with you