Cyberspace is boring to me
I think I’ve seen all there is to see
I’ve looked at all the pron
And I’ve gotten every spam
I’ve bought every item on eBay
There’s one thing on my mind
But I doubt that I will find
But man it’d really make my day
I wish that I could download a pie
I wish that I could download a pie
Pumpkin, cherry, boysenberry, open your mouth wide
Download a pie, download a pie, download a pie
It’s a virtual online bakery
You can order pies sweet or savory
A chicken pot pie or a nice lemon meringue
Just click and it shows up on your keys
It’s always open source, so just have a second course
And have whatever you please
My pants need more bandwidth
‘Cause my partition’s getting FAT
Because I had too many megabytes
My hard drive’s overloaded
My stomach has exploded
From those culinary delights
Streaming pastry on the internet
As always What You See Is What You Get
An apple for your Mac
A blackberry for your phone
And cool them on the sills of your Windows
The launch date is set for pietorrent.net
So make sure to wear loose clothes
