I was drivin’ down the highway in my Mercury
When I saw a pretty thing cruisin’ next to me
She was tall and thin and her face was cute
and she said, “Come to my place and we’ll knock some boots.”
I said, “Sorry baby but you’re not my type.
Above your head is perfect but your body ain’t ripe.
Your headlights are small and you’re too damn thin
I need something soft to put my face in.”
Motorboatin’
I like boobies yes indeed
Because you can’t motorboat her personality
I Know some guys who like it when their baby’s got back
And I like that too, if she’s got a big rack
Some men prefer legs that go on for days
But I prefer some body parts that jiggle and sway
It doesn’t even matter if she’s kinda plump
But her belly can’t bigger than her lady lumps
Fake or real, it’s all the same to me
The bigger the better, at least triple D
Motorboatin’
I like boobies yes indeed
I’d probably even like ‘em
When they’re reaching your knees
(Solo?)
Motorboatin’
I love boobies yes indeed
I’d probably even like ‘em
If they were on me.
