Yesterday I saw a girl I used to know
Thought that I’d go over just to say hello
We started talkin’ ‘bout our teenage years
Our lame-ass teachers and our stupid peers
And then we start rippin’ on all the old geeks
The math team nerds and the star trek freaks
And then with a boisterous laugh she said to me
Remember that guy with the hairy ass crack
We bet it went all the way up his back
I wonder how hairy his balls would be
Wait a minute, that guy was me.